I’m rushing off into the morning
My eyes hanging down
Waiting for the coffee to slap me around
I hear a thumping on the sidewalk
And look up to see a dog face smile
But I’m off to work as he naps for a while
And then I’m planning a career or
I’m planning for play
Planning for a mortgage on some distant day
You know I’m planning for a kid and for dinner
Planning to plan no more
When I hear paws scratching at the door
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If I could shed my skin
Alter the shape I’m in
I’d fill out with fur and grow a long tail
If I could be that way
Whoa, I would be a happy man
And a dog for a day
I’d scare a squirrel to a treetop
or mangle your shoes
Chase a stick into the water or I’d simply refuse
I’d bark my head off if I wanted
Whenever I heard the mailman call
Or I would sleep, contented, through it all
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But I am stuck inside this body
With my two feet
But there are human consolations here
In the front seat
You know I never wear a collar, eat dog chow
And I’m allowed on the bed
But I wonder what my life could be instead
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Words and music by Jeffrey Pepper Rodgers
Elevation Road
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