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Words by Jerry Hedrick
Music by John DuRant Jr
Everybody’s just a little crazy inside
Some keep it secret, but some they can’t hide
Some days are like a crazy carnival ride,
But everything’s gonna be okay.
There’s crazy in the closet and crazy in the street
Crazy with your family or the strangers you meet.
If you’re dancin’ to the drum of a different beat,
Well, that’s okay, because…
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I’m just crazy inside.
I’m just crazy inside.
There’s crazy ‘bout cars, crazy for shoes
If you’re crazy in Love, then I’m crazy for you
If you’re crazy depressed, just singing the blues
Everything is gonna be okay, because…
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Some kinds of crazy are easy to see
I see that you’re a touch crazier than me.
Today will be as normal as crazy can be
And that’s okay, because…
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Everybody’s just a little crazy inside
Some keep it secret and some you can’t hide.
Some days are like a crazy carnival ride
And that’s okay, because…
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Words and music by Dave Carter
On a sleepy endless ocean when the world lay in a dream
There was rhythm in the splash and roll, but not a voice to sing
So, the moon shone on the breakers and the morning warmed the waves
‘til a single cell did jump and hum for joy as though to say
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This is my home, this is my only home
This is the only sacred ground that I have ever known
And should I stray in the dark night alone
Rock me Goddess in the gentle arms of Eden
Then the day shone bright and rounder, the one turned into two
The two into ten thousand things, and old things into new
And on some virgin beach head, one lonesome critter crawled
He looked about and shouted out in his most astonished drawl
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Then all the sky was buzzin’ and the ground was carpet green
The wary children of the wood went dancing in-between
And the people sang rejoicing when the fields were glad with grain
This song of celebration from their cities on the plain
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Now there's smoke across the harbor, and there's factories on the shore
This world is ill with greed and will and enterprise of war
But I will lay my burden in the cradle of your grace
And the shining beaches of your love and the sea of your embrace
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Rock me Goddess in the gentle arms of Eden.
This is my home!
Words and music by John DuRant Jr
Tender words without sound reach for memory.
In this place where your voice was found stands a giving tree.
Acorns thrown at hearts of stone score the fragile shell.
As these patient seeds are sown, we restore the well.
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Amy, I can see your pain.
Amy, how do I explain?
Amy, let your tears fall down like rain.
Sky azure over Dusty fields, the distant sunset grows.
Practiced as a pantomime, this recitation owned.
Smile grinding to a halt, lips to match the heart.
This great weight is coming down, my world is torn apart.
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Kindred glances, kindness grown, encircles quiet clay.
All I yearn is to see his face and then to hide away.
Rivers run, mountains talk, until the tears flow dry.
Excuses now they're wearing thin, it's time I said goodbye.
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Words by John DuRant Sr
Music by John DuRant Jr
Well, every day I walk right up to strangers on the street
And tell them things about my life I think are really neat
I tell them what I’ve eaten and what I’ll do today,
And as I pour my soul out, they turn and walk away.
I follow them and offer up some pictures of my dog
And pictures of a bear cub with its head stuck in a log.
I offer my opinions, tell them what I dream,
And as I share this recipe, they run off with a scream.
It’s face to Facebook
‘cause you do it face to face
Your social network’s out your door, it’s called the human race.
It’s just like Facebook
But the worst part of it all
Is when some guy unfriends you with your face into a wall
On private conversations, I always listen in
Then I give them “two thumbs up” and a “wink emoji grin”
I ask them please “like me”, but they don’t understand,
They call the cops, file complaints, and try to get me banned.
It’s face to Facebook
And I’m gettin’ lots of hits
When I meet up with a pretty girl and post about her … eyes.
It’s just like Facebook
But the worst part of it all
Is when some girl unfriends you with a foot into your shin.
So, I’ll keep honing my techniques with strangers that I meet
But not a soul will friend me, though I chase them down the street
But just today I got the word that I have three new followers
A lovely psychotherapist and a pair of officers.
It’s face to Facebook
My social network’s disappeared
My girlfriend and my family say I’m getting pretty weird
It’s just like Facebook
But it’s becoming quite absurd
So, all that’s left to do is friend request Mark Zuckerberg.
Words and music by Richard Schindell
You took the toaster when you went, you never paid your half the rent
You took the spices from the rack, but you don’t have to put them back
Cause in your haste on Halloween, you left your camera on the bed
Where we played roles in black and white, you left a roll of black and white
I set the timer, thought of you. Put the lens up to my head.
I took a photograph for you. What comes out grey is really red.
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Are you happy now?
Are you happy now?
Are you happy now?
I smashed your pumpkin on the floor, the candle flickered at my feet
As goblins flew across the moon, the children peered into the room.
A cowboy shivered on the porch. Cinderella checked her watch.
A hobo waited in the street. An angel whispered, trick-or-treat.
What was I supposed to do, but to sit there in the dark?
I was amazed to think that you, could take the candy with you, too.
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I’ve sat all night and now it’s dawn and I cannot believe my eyes
There’s garbage strewn across the lawn where we once stared up at the sky
Streams of paper fill the tree that hovered over you and me.
Shaving cream covers the car that we picked up in Baltimore.
Although I know it’s hard to tell, I hope that what’s-his-name treats you well.
I still maintain that he’s a bum, but it’s your money have some fun.
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You always asked why I had not written you a verse or two
Since that’s the one thing I regret, I dedicate this one to you.
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Words and music by Janie Meneely
Arrangement by John DuRant Jr
Oh, me name’s Napoleon Bonaparte, I’m the conquerer of nations
I’ve vanquished German legions and sent kings from their thrones
I’ve banished dukes and earls and glorious congregations,
But now I am transported to downtown Baltimore…
It happened on a Wednesday, it was at the Warf Rat Bar.
Jake and me and Tom McGee, each knocking down a jar.
And telling blonde jokes don’t ya know and generally keeping score
When in walks this here dandy from uptown Baltimore.
He says his name’s Napoleon and he plops down right beside.
Hand jammed in his pocket like there’s something there to hide.
He orders up a brandy and he downs it in one swill,
We’d never seen the likes of him this side of Federal Hill.
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He said his name’s Napoleon and we said what the heck.
You’ll always find it takes all kinds to keep the world in check.
If someone offers up a round, well who are we to fuss.
He said his name’s Napoleon, that’s good enough for us.
Jake gives Tom the elbow, calls out howdy do
Napoleon gives us a grin and starts to parle vous.
We can’t decipher half a word, it’s really quite the show
‘til some guy up from Dundalk jumps in to have a go.
You’re a froggy ain’t ya, he says in terms uncouth
Well, we don’t like no froggies here, now boys ain’t that the truth.
And whether it’s the truth or no, we don’t have time to say,
Cause Dundalk up and clocks him and the fight is underway
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Well, Dundalk swung to the right, just missing Tom McGee
And Frenchie kicks him in the shin and takes a poke at me
I’m not on to spectate when the going gets so close
But I swing wide and land upside the old bartender’s nose.
It was over in a minute, that Frenchman sure could fight,
Feisty little bugger, he was at it left and right.
The fist that he was hiding carried knuckles made of brass,
In no time mister Dundalk there was flat upon his ass.
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Viva la France we heard him cry before we all set to,
With bodies strewn across the room, it looked like Waterloo.
But someone called the cops out, and they showed up sure enough.
They take one look at Frenchie and slap him in some cuffs.
Seems he’s just some looney gone AWOL from his bin,
But before he goes he takes a bow and gives us all a grin
“My name’s Napoleon Bonaparte, to St Helena bound”,
Then he emptied out his wallet and said, “drinks all around”.
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Words and music by James Keelaghan
My name is Dodge, but then you know that
It's written on the chart there at the foot end of the bed
They think I'm blind, that I can't read it
But I've read it every word, and every word it says is death
So, Confession - is that the reason that you came
Get it off my chest before I check out of the game
Since you mention it, well there's thirteen things I'll name
Thirteen crosses high above the cold Missouri waters
August 'Forty-Nine, north Montana
The hottest day on record, the forest tinder dry
Lightning strikes in the mountains
As crew chief at the jump base, I prepared the boys to fly
Picked the drop zone, C-47 comes in low
Feel the tap upon your leg that tells you go
See the circle of the fire down below
Fifteen of us dropped above the cold Missouri waters
Gauged the fire, well I'd seen bigger
So, I ordered them to sidehill. We'd fight it from below
We'd have our backs to that river
We'd have it licked by morning even if we took it slow
But the fire crowned, jumped the valley just ahead
There was no way down, we headed for the ridge instead
Too big to fight it, we'd have to fight that slope instead
Flames one step behind above the cold Missouri waters
Sky turned red, the smoke was boiling
Two hundred yards to safety, death was fifty yards behind
I don't know why, but I just thought it
I struck a match to waist high grass running out of time
Tried to tell them, step into this fire I’ve set
We can make it, this is the only chance you'll get
But they cursed me, ran for the rocks above instead
I lay face down and prayed above the cold Missouri waters
And when I rose, like the phoenix
In that world reduced to ashes there were none but two survived
I stayed that night and one day after
Carried bodies to the river, wondering how I stayed alive
Thirteen stations of the cross to mark to their fall
I've had my say, I'll confess to nothing more
I'll join them now, those that left me long before
Fifteen of us dropped above the cold Missouri waters
Thirteen crosses high above the cold Missouri shore
Oh, Shenandoah, I love your daughter
Away, you rolling river
Oh, Shenandoah, I love your daughter
Away, I’m bound to go, ‘cross the wide Missouri
Words by Donna Korn
Music adapted from The Cat Came Back (Traditional)
You know my ex-wife had troubles of her own,
She showed up at my doorstep and she wasn’t going home.
I told her, and I told her that she couldn’t stay
And when she left I thought she’d finally gone away… But
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My ex came back, the very next day
Yeah, my ex came back, I thought she was a goner,
But my ex came back… she just wouldn’t go away.
She said, “I’m really sorry, I know I was a jerk,
But you’re the best I’ve ever had, can’t we try to make this work?”
Well, the best she’s ever had wasn’t so hot in my eyes,
Cause when she asked me for a threesome, I didn’t think she meant two guys … But
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She asked me why this romance had to end.
I reminded her, “honey, you slept with my best friend.
Then you got intoxicated and you smashed my guitar
And when you threatened to leave, I hoped you’d go really far” … But
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She asked me then for help, but it was clear I couldn’t save her.
I went to court, the judge ruled in my favor
When it looked like I’d no longer have to court her
She blew right through that restraining order… And
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So, distract her please, I’m getting out of this mess
And if anybody asks, I’ve got no forwarding address.
I think it’s time I take a permanent vacation
Cause my ex is back and she’s off her medication ... And
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Words and music by Jeffrey Pepper Rodgers
I’m rushing off into the morning
My eyes hanging down
Waiting for the coffee to slap me around
I hear a thumping on the sidewalk
And look up to see a dog face smile
But I’m off to work as he naps for a while
And then I’m planning a career or
I’m planning for play
Planning for a mortgage on some distant day
You know I’m planning for a kid and for dinner
Planning to plan no more
When I hear paws scratching at the door
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If I could shed my skin
Alter the shape I’m in
I’d fill out with fur and grow a long tail
If I could be that way
Whoa, I would be a happy man
And a dog for a day
I’d scare a squirrel to a treetop
or mangle your shoes
Chase a stick into the water or I’d simply refuse
I’d bark my head off if I wanted
Whenever I heard the mailman call
Or I would sleep, contented, through it all
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But I am stuck inside this body
With my two feet
But there are human consolations here
In the front seat
You know I never wear a collar, eat dog chow
And I’m allowed on the bed
But I wonder what my life could be instead
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Traditional
Down in the valley, the valley so low,
Hang your head over, hear the wind blow.
Hear the wind blow, dear, hear the wind blow.
Hang your head over, hear the wind blow.
Roses love sunshine, violets love dew,
The angels in heaven know I love you;
Know I love you, dear, they know I love you,
The angels in heaven know I love you.
If you don't love me, well, love whom you please,
Throw your arms round me, give my heart ease.
Give my heart ease, love, give my heart ease,
Throw your arms round me, give my heart ease.
Build me a castle forty feet high,
So, I can see her as she rides by;
As she rides by, dear, oh as she rides by,
So, I can see her as she rides by.
Send me a letter, send it by mail
Send it in care of the Baltimore jail.
Baltimore jail, dear, the Baltimore jail.
Send it in care of the Baltimore jail.
Down in the valley, the valley so low,
Hang your head over, hear the wind blow.
Words and music by John Denver
Let the mountains talk, let the rivers run
There's a wisdom here, there is much to learn
There is much to know, much to understand
In this healing time across the land
You have heard my songs, oh so many years
You have laughed with me, washed away my tears
You have shared my joy, you have felt my pain
In this healing time, walk with me again
Through these darker days on this narrow line
Help me find my way, help me see the signs
I am not afraid, I am not alone
You have taught me well, you have brought me home
Let the mountains speak, let the rivers run
As the world awakes to the rising sun
In each brand-new day, in our own rebirth
In this healing time on our mother earth
Let the mountains talk, let the rivers run
As the world awakes to the rising sun
In each brand-new day, in our own rebirth
In this healing time on our mother earth
In this healing time for our mother earth.
Words by Thomas Chalmers Harbaugh
I gaze afar from Braddock toward the glowing west
Where with a matchless brush the sun paints old South Mountain’s crest
‘Neath beetling crag and dark ravine, ‘neath bush and hoary tree
Thro’ daisied meads and poppied fields, Catoctin hunts the sea;
I look across a valley entrancing in my eyes
As lovely as the gardens fair of storied paradise—
Not lovelier than Canaan old which Moses saw afar,
When he led God’s chosen children under the Orient sun and star.
I see beneath my feet a restless highway leading down.
To where arise with sacred pride the spires of Middletown.
Deep in the valley like some gem set in a crown of old,
And round it in their beauty lie the harvest fields of gold;
The turnpike, winding in and out, now peeps, now disappears
Until beyond the town it finds the mountain rich in years—
Rich in years and old in story, burdened with its ghostly lore,
Crowned with legends wild, pathetic that will live forevermore.
I see the gap among the hills, blue-circled, far away,
Where Harper’s Ferry nestles ‘neath its towering walls of gray—
Where Shenandoah’s crystal tides Potomac’s ripples wed
And Maryland Heights in grandeur rise above the nuptial bed;
I turn away a moment to a landscape lovelier still
Where bloom the fields that circle ‘round historic Myersville,
And far beyond the village fair the mountains lift again,
The blue peaks rising high above the rich and fruitful plain.
There’s Jefferson, then far away the Peaks of Otter show
And in the east of storied fame the spires of Frederick glow;
Among the trees through fertile fields the white road wanders down
‘til lost among the happy homes of Barbara Fritchie’s town
Methinks I hear the tuneful bells that chime above the street,
To prayer the people calling in their accents low and sweet,
And yonder old Monocacy, once crimson, seaward flows,
Through haunt of Jack and timid hare, thro fields of rye and rose.
O What a matchless landscape from old Braddock can be seen,
The fields in summer’s harvest garb, the woods in living green
The creeks like threads of silver winding thro’ the valleys fair.
While scents of bloom and garnered hay perfume the ambient air;
Has not the hand of genii opened ‘neath the vaulted skies
For me the wondrous gates of gold that lead to paradise?
The heart grows still a moment as I gaze from Braddock’s throne.
And then the soul with rapture cries, “Tis Maryland, my own!”
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